|Doctor:||I think you'll need a shot|
|Doctor:||AYYYYY *brings out tequila*|
why do new york niggas feel like they the most important people in the world and they invented everything?
If you had to fight a swole ass rat for your pacifier every morning you’d have a superiority complex too.
the pressure on first generation children of immigrants
to prove that you are indeed proof that parents’ sacrifice was worth it
is something that many Americans will never understand
- Abraham Lincoln never fought vampires or zombies
- Adolf Hitler was not machine gunned to death in a movie theater in Paris
- Marty McFly did not invent Rock and Roll
- Richard Nixon never dispatched Dr. Manhattan to end the Vietnam War
You never complained about these changes to history, so shut the fuck up about a black man playing a fictional spy, you idiotic, racist pricks.